Prose

Limbo In Boca Raton — Bodega Magazine (forthcoming)

Empty Dresses The Plentitudes

Winner of The 2023 Plentitudes Prize for Fiction- 3rd Place

The Astoria Lounge — Storgy Magazine


Comedy

Woman With Literally Nothing Going For Her Also Afraid of Change — Reductress

Ego Death? This Woman Saw Her Hair From the Back — Reductress

Woman With No Savings Decides To Go To Europe — Reductress

Woman Living On Takis and Zyn Pouches Alarmed By Lack of Energy — Reductress

Delusional Woman Thinks Her Mid-life Crisis Is Actually Her Quarter-life Crisis — Reductress

“I’m Betting On Myself” Says Woman Who is Also Shorting Herself — Reductress

Woman Who Wants To Live Off-Grid Also Can’t Sleep Without Four Hours of Youtube Before Bed — Reductress

Tooth Extraction Will Have to Wait Until Degree From 12 Years Ago Is Paid Off — Reductress

“I Practice Intermittent Fasting” Says Woman Who Ran Out Of Favorite Snacks and Went to Bed — Reductress

Cool! Work Snacks Make Up 70% of Woman’s Diet — Reductress

Delusions of Grandeur? This Woman Has Self-Esteem — Reductress

Joy Of Cooking Immediately Shattered by Tragedy of Cleaning Up — Reductress

Free Face Peel? This Woman Got a Sunburn — Reductress

Inspiring! This Millennial Works Hard so the Previous Generation Can Have a Better Life — Reductress

Cute! These Leather Boots Are Also Two Buckets of Sweat — Reductress

Zero-Waste Queen! This Woman Throws Her Trash Out in Her Neighbor’s Garbage —— Reductress

Woman’s 23andme Results Confirm Family Legend of Thot Ancestry —— Reductress

I Keep Buying Guinea Pigs. I’m Waiting For the Consequences, but My Life Keeps Getting Better. —— Reductress

Cottagecore Queen? This Woman Started Using a Chamber Pot —— Reductress


‘Who Finished The Toilet Paper And Didn’t Get A New Roll?’ Says Woman Who Lives Alone —— Reductress

Woman Equally Close To Getting Hair Extensions As She Is To Shaving Head—— Reductress

These Jeans Are So Low-Rise You Don’t Have To Pull Them Down to Pee —— Reductress

Social Media Queen? Woman Copies and Pastes All Her Old Tweets into Threads —— Reductress

Nice! These Shoes Also A Little Bit Pants—— Reductress

Tab Intervention — Gold Comedy